Ben Singleton
Alice Singleton
Amos
Hubert
Howard
Sylvia, The Continuity Girl
David Wolmer
Tristram
Emma Singleton
Len
Derek
Chicken Factory Girl
Peter Armitage
Hubert's Granny
Rollo
Landowner
Cowman
TV Presenter
Gwen
Telecom Driver
Car Driver
TV Editor
Policeman
Smithfield Poultry Dealer
Basil
Pub Landlady
TV Crew
Father Christmas
