Uncle Sleazo
Matthew
Mom
Dad/Madame Althea/Bingo Pinochle
Lowell
Debra Sue
Connery
Voice Over
Billy
John Denver
Laura
Emily
Melty the Clown
Newscaster
Toilet Crackhead
Max/Yak Upchuck
Silas A. Crenshaw/Emmett Smelly
Jack
Chief
Yukko Tubbs
Man
