Marcus Lyon / Lil' Marcus
Mary-Ellen Bower
Ritchy Round
Shecky Steinbergenstein
Antoine St. Poupon
Brian Culero
Rhonda Jackson Lyon
Heather Williams
Phil Alden
Izzy Lyon
Mordecai Fredericksonton III
Barbi Fratelli
Receptionist Jen
Officer Deckard
Board Member Valentine
Nurse Rooster
Ann Corman
Editor / Camera Man
Phil's Boyfriend
Giles
Big Bone
Darla
Daria Ectoras Knesee
Stan Swerski
Hugh Johnson
Mona Lott
Rick 'Director' / WSPN Radio Announcer
Unresolved Mysteries Host (voice)
Heather's Asst. / Back Stage Journalist
Camera Man
Izzy Superfan #1
