Lydia Sandstrom
Lorna Cantrelle
Alice Ann Wiley
Melissa Dupuis
Greta Lundquist
Inga Nyquist
L.G. Dupree
Twyla Hardin / Beanpole
Evangeline / Bonk
Mary Ann / Out of State
Sarah / Ass-Kiss Suck-Up
Darcy Farrow / Farm Out Spanky Filibuster
Lucinda Troy / Ash Tray
Dr. August West
Narrator (voice)
