Prof. Jonathan Jones
Prof. Virginia Fenster
Gen. Bullivar
Prof. Horatio Kellgore
Dean Joshua Updike
Cynthia Jones
Persephone Updike
Dr. R.A. Kroner
Josh Bates
Igor
Jimmy Kellgore
Miss Blakiston
Hugh Fundy
Party Guest
Himself (prologue)
Secretary (uncredited)
Mr. Crane (uncredited)
