Bill Williams
Aaron Roman
Susan Mandeville
Davis Roman
Johnny Bernstein
Guy Prince
Shelby Roman
Bonnie Roman
Arielle
Shaq
Bill Goldberg
Pat O'Brien
Coach
Eyepatch-wearing Two Spies boss
Fake Reporter No. 2
Melissa
Maria
Receptionist
Jamie Lee Curtis
Penelope Spheeris
Arnold
Bunny
Val (As Gabrielle Sanalitro)
