Officer Lockstock
Little Sally
Penelope Pennywise
Bobby Strong
Hope Cladwell
Mr. McQueen
Senator Fipp
Old Man Strong / Hot Blade Harry
Tiny Tom / Dr. Billeaux
Soupy Sue / Cladwell's Secretary
Little Becky Two Shoes / Mrs. Millenium
Robbie the Stockfish / Business Man #1
Billy Boy Bill / Business Man #2
Old Woman / Josephine Strong
Officer Barrel
Caldwell B. Cladwell
