Trish
Haley
Sloan
Nicholas
Gwen
Tommy
Garth
Noelle
Uno King
Uno Queen
Uno Bro
Mr. Monty
Marick
Jim
Artie
Bronco
Ollie "The Lolipop Dude"
Dorothy
Jasmine
Squirgly Dag
Fire Person
Park Child
Nicky
Stoned Uno
Jamie Blackeye
Haley's Dad
Haley's Mom
Himself
Snake
Janitza
Cheese Kid
Thailer
Mark
Kate
Margo (as Margo Stallings)
Chelsea
Aria
Auri
Joe
Megan
Ryan
Jonathan
Scooter Girl
Cooper
Yasmeen
Leah
Brook
Sam
Vanessa
Chris (as Chris Dunleavy)
Jared
Enemy Kid
Ben (as Benjamin Nesbit)
Bye Mom
Bye Mom (voice)
Bronx
Ian
Patrick
Cherokee
Minivan Girl (ss Iliana Scott-Alcala)
Minivan Mom
Oversleeper
Martha
Pep Talk Dad
Pep Talk Son
Angry Dad
Lead Aunt
Aunt Anybody
Aunt Kathy
Carl
Uncle
Recycling Woman
Gas Station Voice
Park Parent
Tanning Girl
Fast Food Family
Fast Food Family (as Justin Pomerville)
Fast Food Employee
Temor Household
Tremor Household
Fire Sandwich
Earl the Tanning Man
