Himself
Forbes Cover Billionaire
Killer
Two Headed Monster
Zombie
Neighbor
GrandPa
Uncle Lloyd
Banker's Wife
2nd Wife
Uke Player
Bouncer
Daughter
Teacher
Uncle Henry
Herself
Megan
Uncle Ralph
Zombie (as Mei-Yin Lloyd)
Sophia Evila
Actress
Nancy Dementia
Big Tony
Chindows Exec
J. J. Stark
Shlomo
Tommy Muscle
Poster Guy
Connie
Dallas
Goumba Johnny
Mobster
Sal Dementia Sr.
Greg
Lounge Singer
The Surfer Dude
Horrific Character
Haunted House Curator
Dreamer
Chindows CEO
Jenna Jameson
