Host / Doktor Ullmaier (voice) / Frau Schlammpeitzinger / Johannes Kepler / The 1% / Harnulf Rohrkrepierer
Pfefferkarree McCormick
Biological Male
President Ödem von Horvath
Billy Bob Turingengine
El Rocho Gratzer
Resume victim
DeForest Schbeibi
Head of Transport Fleet
Madame Juju
Brian Ewok
Dr. Narcos Älm
Monsieur Dudu
Subcomandante Duscher
Karl Marx
Hans Platzgaumer
Platzgaumer's Cerebral Cortex
Leatherface
Losing Eyesight and Life
Mister Hooded Camera Operator
Self (photographs)
Waiter Walter Peckinpah
Infomerical Birther
Blames Society
MC Constructivist
Self / Pansexual German Paratrooper
Wizard of OS / Teknomator / Glenn Greenwald / Laura Poitras
In-house Activist
Self
Pontius Pilates
Modern Subject
Information Gaze
Father Honor
Mother Concern
Dr. Bulletpoint von Sganarelle
Politics
Joseph de Maistre
Self (archive footage)
Biological Female
The 1% / Sailor Dieselfink
The 1% / Professor Alain Xavior Schnürlsamt
Sven Shitpornson / The 1%
Lady Unsquaredance
Photogenic Team Member
The Producer
Old One
Dan O'Bannon
