Sir Henry Rawlinson
Hubert Rawlinson / Narrator
Reverend Slodden
Mrs E
Old Scrotum
Buller Bullethead
Lady Florrie Rawlinson
Candice Rawlinson
Ralph Rawlinson
Lord Tarquin of Staines
Lady Phillipa of Staines
Porcelain
Reg Smeeton
Peregrine Maynard
Max
Joachim
Teddy Tidy
Humbert Rawlinson
Rosie Onetooth
Seth Onetooth
Nigel Nice
Fortyninesah
Old Man
Barber
