Burnie
Brandon
Joel
Matt
Jack
Geoff
Griffon
Kerry
Gus
Nathan
The Cop
The DMV Worker
The Wish Fish (voice)
Chris
Breastfeeding Mom
Button Guy
Mermaid
Monty
DMV Worker 2 / Muslim
Jason
Mugging Victim
The Businessman
Fidget
Phoenix
Brookelyn
Siren
