Burnie
Chris
Brandon
Joel
Matt
Ben
Jack
Geoff
Griffon
Marshall
Kerry
Gus
Nathan
Derrick
Rocco
Shawn
Jon
Cliché Hot Girl
General Guy
The Beautiful Girl
Super Nerd Girl 1
Super Nerd Girl 2
The Military Woman
The General
Captain America
Angel at the Gate
Old Rocco
Old Geoff
Old Shawn
The Thug / The Bartender
The Homeless Man
The Cop
The Businessman
The Janitor
The Robber
Shake Weight Guy
