Luke MaCallister
Jinnie Sue MaCallister
Gilbert Sipes
Jessica Royce
Cousin Jake
Hanky Royce
Brinks
Dietz
Krugman
Henry Royce
Himself
Governor
Mikko Kokoyaki
Camera Assistant
Maxine
Vinnie
Norm
Jud
TV Anchorman
Andrea Jenkins
Reporter #1
Reporter #2
Attorney
Pig Farmer
Auctioneer
Butcher
Stockman #1
Stockman #2
Gordy (voice)
Father Pig / Richard the Rooster (voice)
Mother Pig (voice)
Wendy (voice)
Minnesota Red (voice)
Dorothy the Cow (voice)
Piglet (voice)
Narrator (voice)
Branson Performer
