Marcellus Roberts
Ellis Tillman
Michelle
Finn McGee
Casey Thayer
Cameron
Booker Roberts
Lera
Kenny Buccari
Amelia
Rosa
Brian
Father Scott
Grady / Pythagoras
Theo
Violet
Vicky
Perry
Randy
Piper
Wooly
Kony
Donna
Michelle's Dad
D.J.
Chamique Holdsclaw
Santa Claus
Videographer
Tony
Fitzroy
Peter Gilroy
Maxwell Glick / Mr. Cheezy Pop
Flower Girl
Frank Iero
Valet
Annet
Michelle's Brother
Bartender #2
John Nolan
Swoggle
Wedding Band Singer
Lenore
Bull
Andrew W.K.
Barista
Mary Kate Wiles
Tay Zonday
