Leon
Alexandra Leith
Denise Archambault
Principal Berkhoff
Laura
Sarah Bronstein
Caroline
Becca
David Bronstein
Frank McGovern
Eli Bronstein
Dwight
Nadza
School Girl #2
Dan
Mrs. Davis
Horne (Kid in Costume)
Female Cop
School Girl
Jimmy
Anna Bronstein
Skip
TV Reporter Haiyan Zhang
Taxi Driver
Male Cop
Homeless Person
Sheila
School Boy
Police Chief
Achmed
Stage Hand
Eli
Julian
Tony
Marie
History Teacher
V.I. (Lenin)
David Bronstein's Partner
Principal Berkhoff's Secretary
Baby Troy
Herself
Himself
