David Hewlett

Deadpan

Sherilyn Fenn

Bridget DeSoto

Whip Hubley

Chester DeSoto

David Johansen

Auggie

Kenneth Tobey

Captain Holiday

Paul Bartel

The Manager

Parker Whitman

The Boss

Shannon Sturges

Louella

Larry Spinak

Waiter

Chuck Swain

Hula Hoop Boy

Bryan Scott

(voice)

Gary Schwartz

Eric Welch

Eddie