Nelson Parker
Greg Blazer
Phat Cop
Josie Blazer
Karl
Billy Bob
Pat Mori
Jordan Blazer
Johnny Joe
Mori Kid
Day-dream Reporter
Sister Cooper
Sunbeam Teacher
Lady Cop
Funeral Organist
Nelson's Mother-in-law
LaVon Mori
Valiant Teacher
Herself
Elders Quorum Member
Donald Terry
Funeral Director
Dead Guy
President Mason
Sissy
Ice Cream Man
Disin Terry
Hostage
Melissa Blazer
Trucker
Joel
Jani Blazer
Bonnie Terry
