Angus Macfadyen

Bill Plummer

Lauren Holly

Daphne Widesecker

Lacey Chabert

Faruza

Angelo Spizzirri

Tom Ethot

Jill Bennett

Marcy

Steffany Huckaby

Casey Ethot

Harrison Young

John

Rachel Dratch

Counter Monkey

Jason Mewes

Counter Monkey

Sascha Knopf

Amity

Deena Dill

Alexis Plummer

Meat Loaf

Dale

Billy Zane

Marvin

Nichole Lennstrom

Hotel Clerk

Timothy Patrick Cavanaugh

Bartender

Eddie Bauman

Crossing Guard

Ben Scott

Church Muscle

Frank O'Neill

Big Cock Manager

Athene Noelle

Maggie Tracey