Greta 'Chickboxer' Holtz
Kathy Sherwood
Freida
Colt Jackson
Knuckles
Herb
Billy Anderson
John Anderson
Rita Randas
Julia
Mayor Cornblatt
Thomas Brandon
Mrs. Sherwood
Greta's Agent
Greta's Flunkie
Diner Waitress
Hapless Chickboxer Thug
Irate Video Store Cashier
Viper-Con Student
Herself (archive footage)
