Himself
Steve
Jeff
Blade
Roxanne
Crystal
Lenny
Zeke
Vicki
Mike / Swimmer Ghoul
Mary
Miss Owen
Mrs. Slugowski
Principal Kaplan (as Eddie Gambino)
Thug #1
Thug #2
Coach Hart (as Ed Burrows)
Craven
Heidinger
O'Rawe (as Keith McKenna)
Player #4
Player #5
Men's Swim Coach
Women's Swim Coach
Janitor
Scully the Evil Brother
Cop #1
Cop #2
Swimmer Ghoul
Generic Student #113
Generic Student #69
Coke Machine Ghoul
