Coach Scott Deshields
Caitlin DeShields
President Jennine Wormer Pratt
Frank Bender
Coach Kassem Bosco
Maurice 'Mo' Jamal
Phan Quan
Jimmy Zellman
Self
Daniel 'Data' Maurer
Myron Segal
Ronald Rosenblatt
Juan 'Scrap' Rodriguez
Sean 'Milky' Cronin
Richard John Thomas Johnson
Sharif Ali
Rent-a-Cop
President Pratt's Secretary
Slappy Smith
Coach Hack Jones
Alysia 'Big Mama' Chance
Party Girl
White Kitty
Voice of Holly
Annoyed Student
Work it Hard Girl
Chloe Grace
Black Kitty
Little Girl
Warren West
Tour Girl
