Dewey Winfield
Monica
Bernie
Jimmy Valentine
Billy
Henry
The General
Willie / Mama Bear
Eugene
Agnes
Mayor
Luann
Summer
Clay
David Monroe
Game Warden
Marla
Archie the Iguana (voice)
Transvestite
Young Jimmy
Billy's friend
Cop
Clerk
Reporter
Young Dewey
Jimmy's Girl 2
Jimmy's Girl 1
