Hutch
Polly
Quinton
Andy
Lenny
Maya
Dean Widehead
Prof. Hoffman
Herself
Himself
Roger Stone
Curly
Andrea
Interviewed Student
Fanatical Girl #2
Conservative Student
Dancer Dave
Tatiana
Hugh
Fanatical Girl
Feminist
College Job Fair Recruiter
Shocked student
College Student
Teri
Member of the Porn and Chicken Club
Lucy Sanchez
Campus Security Guard
The Cowboy
Man in Tights
Un-invited Guest
Student
Pimply
Snake Stroker (uncredited)
College Student (uncredited)
Hula Dancer (uncredited)
Snake
Valiant
