Joan Rivers
Bobby Berosini
Orangutan
Dr. Joyce Brothers
Bert Convy
Robin Leach
Tony Randall
Charles Nelson Reilly
Father Guido Sarducci
Garry Shandling
Elizabeth Ashley
Erma Bombeck
David Brenner
Diahann Carroll
Nell Carter
Selma Diamond
Sandy Duncan
Elvira
Morgan Fairchild
Lauren Hutton
Alan King
Mayor Edward Koch
Kris Kristofferson
Michele Lee
Ali McGraw
Howie Mandel
Willie Nelson
Anthony Perkins
Vincent Price
Lynn Redgrave
Little Richard
Brooke Shields
Suzanne Somers
Joan Van Ark
Judge Joseph Wapner
Dr. Ruth Westheimer
Betty White
George Furth
Anthony Holland
Shuko Akune
Vivian Bonnell
Richard Coca
Lisa Dunsheath
Sid Gould
Sandy Hackett
John Harlan
Ben Kronen
Kay E. Kuter
Gela Jacobson
Howie Morris
Yana Nirvana
Deanne Oliver
Mae Questel
Jennifer Richards
Ken Sacha
Eve Smith
Ray Stewart
Vernon Washington
Teenage Heidi Abromowitz (uncredited)
