Tex Kennedy
Cannibal Sue
Quincy the Robot
Yul the Robot
Benny Remington
Mr. Jackle
Marcellus St. Joan
Yorick Schlatz
Javier Castro
Zach Jefferson / Thorn Jefferson
Henry Edison
Clark Remington
President Lauren Coffey
Narrator / Paranormal Historian
Remington Biographer
Sue Biographer
Franklin
Veronica
Allison
Richie
Blowgun Man
President Randall Carter
Grashtowner
Ginsberg
Xavier
TV Dad
TV Mom
TV Son
Ian
Lead Scout
Mercenary
