Thomas Burns
Jennifer
Darla
Ernie
Theresa
Sally
Derek
Seamus
Cab Driver / Israeli Radio Voice
Suit
Joey
Bully #1
Benjamin
Denise
Dorman
Madison
Paul / Vito
Valerie / Jillian
Marco
Edgar
Leslie / Natalie
Jimmy
Brad / Jimmy
Stage Manager
Mrs. G
Starship
Maria
Mark
Bum
Ying
Yang
Wise Ass Kid
Young John
Charlene
Actor
Suzanna
Bully #2
Woman Being Mugged
Seamus Mistress
Lady in Bathroom
Cute Girl in Gym
Old Lady
Vittorio
Ronda
Tracy
Dude
Shelby
Girl at Bar
Kent
Mute Watson
Ida
Johnny
Club Bouncer
Veronica
Dad
Nicole
Fantasy Girl
Wheelchair Girl
Wheelchair Girl (voice)
Joey (voice)
Seamus' Wife (voice)
