Joey Lavin
Porterfield 'Porty' Pendleton
Alan Thicke
Peter Marshall
General Edison 'Pete' Gerberding
Senator Roger Dickey
Dick Butkus
Billy the Driver
Dom Molinari
Courtney Vandermint
Clifford Sloane
Lingerie Lady
Guard
Jennifer Gersh
Whit Summers
Ted Frye
Rita D'Onofrio
Ad Agency Guy
Malcolm
Damien Pritzker
Jim Lampley
Stanton Vandermint
Sheriff
Gene Molinari
Ruby
Old Golfer
Katy Woo
Earle Hansen
Nancy McMahon
Lila Claypool
Yeti
Elliot Chevron
James Neal Taylor
Sec. of Transportation William Easter
Undie Man
Jackie Sloane Chevron
Maurice the Driver
Newspaper Guy Dave
Denny O'Leary
Vic Ricker
(uncredited)
Waiter (uncredited)
Can Can Dancer (uncredited)
Monk (uncredited)
Kitchen Sweeper (uncredited)
General's Wife (uncredited)
Trophy Wife (uncredited)
Shakespeare Man (uncredited)
