Phil Stepler
Gene Michaels
Rob Konigsberg
Mary Klinglitch
Rob's Date
Young Phil
Young Gene
Young Rob
Mr. Stepler
Redneck Woman
Redneck #1
Redneck #2
Bartender
Justice of the Peace
Minister in Arizona
Widow in Arizona
Minister at Funeral
Clerk at Appliance Store
Additional Voices (voice)
