Dave Szynaski
Ron Szynaski
Ray Teedle
Terry Jones
Aunt Sophie
Jared
Mr. Jones
Ariel
Principal
Grandfather's Girlfriend
Mr. Peepers
Davie's Grandfather
Amber
Security Guard
Zach
Mrs. Shields
Martha
Ariel's Father
Ariel's Mother
Casey Jones
Teacher
Brett
Mr. Simcheck (Elvis)
Maggie Szynaski
Punk Store Clerk
Father Jerome
Girl in Pink
Tori
Barmaid