Jack Shamir
Eli Taki / Rashmud / Sashri
Alex Shamir
Kristina Shamir
Golddigger
Dr. Clayhand
Clyde Baldino
Bono Baldino
Isaac Shamir / Blind Man
Detective Goober
Mr. Marshall
Mrs. Miller
The Banker
Hamid
Dr. Playhand's Secretary
Auctioneer
Massage Parlor Patron
Massage Parlor Girl
Man in Bathtub
Dominatrix
Flyer Man
Anthony the Septic Tank Man
Chester The Septic Tank Man
Mikjo Shamir
Johnny Shamir
Richie Shamir
Cindy Shamir
Newscaster
Chauffer
Auction Attendant
Fat Lady at Auction
Playhand's Patient
Rahmud's Barber
Soldier
Agitated Traffic Officer / Telephone Voice
Card Shark / Rasta No.1
Car Wash Attendant / Shill No.1
Rasta No.2 / Shill No.2
Three Card Loser
Thief
Little Girl
Hari Krishna
Nurse
Patient
Toy Vender
Samaritan No.1
Samaritan No.2
Telephone Voice
Solar Car / Dr. Truth / 911 (voice)
Golddigger (voice)
