Drew Riemann
Jessica Sampson
Rich Zucker / Lt. Brock Zucker / Principal Dick Zucker
Katherine Mort
Julius Schwartz
Mickey 'Wedge' Wejenski
Marvin Reynolds
Damien von Glockenspiel
Mr. Oligarch / Officer Benson / Officer Wilson
Mrs. Riemann
Nancy Boyd / The Doctor
Gerard / master_yoda
Autumn Morgan
Mary Jane Washington
Victoria Keenan
Sheena Proctor
