Heironymous Merkin
Polyester Poontang
Uncle Limelight
Goodtime Eddie Filth
Fat Writer
The Presence
Mercy Humppe
Thaxted
Thumbelina
Grandma
Skinny Writer
Producer Peter
Producer Ron
Filigree Fondle
Little Assistance
Trampolena Whambang
Salesgirl
Critic Bentley
Critic Sharpnose
Red Cardinal
Philip Bluster
Icicle Ike
Automation Bunny
The Mask
Oat-O-Rinos Girl
Car Salesman
Fran
The Prompter (uncredited)
Insurance Agent
Toothpaste Mother
Harriet
Floor Wax Housewife
Liz Harper
