John Q. Cynicle / Amazing Cynicalman
Lizard Girl
Antisocialman
Edie Haskell
Mr. Know-It-All
Captain Videotape
Lone Shark
Psycho Woman
Professor Quidley
Board Man (voice)
Spud
Ernie
Dr. Pweent
Bernie (Acme Temp Guy)
Zombie Weatherperson
Andrew Milligan
