Chris Monsanto
Susan "Susie" Wagner
Brett Mobley
Captain
Dr. Gardner
Sugalski
D'Alessandro
Tess
Darren Fischer
Bernard Moss
Lamar Whitley
Craig Balmer
Grandy
America
Joe Estevez
Quint Cussler
Spats
Gribbs
Leo Prince
Butch McCallister
Trish
Doreen
Henry Moss
Eleanor Moss
Kevin
Dock Thug #1
Dock Thug #2
Dock Thug #3
Narrator
Barber
Coroner
Perp
Leader
Hunky Man
Lew
Steve
Trampy Woman
Wimpy Man
Judge #1
Bank Man
Lois
Willie Dufresne
Robber
Jake
Cock-Eyed Jenny
Farmer's Wife
George Washington
Prostitute
Farmer #1
Farmer #2
Judge #2
Fedora Guy #1
Fedora Guy #2
Newscaster
Beach Man
Beach Woman
Milliner
Producer
Waiter
Caterer
Hip Driver
Hostess
Mean Man
Hammerhead
Rightside-Up Shiner
Elderly Woman #1
Elderly Woman #2
Native
St Peter
Observer #1
Observer #2
Smiling Man
