Terry Kiser

Benny Kowalski

Tim Thomerson

Barney Tuscom

Jack Colvin

Lt. Callan

Jane Seymour

Margie Parks

Jack Cassidy

Jules Rosen

Hugh O'Brian

Jack Davis

Pat Harrington, Jr.

Joey Gallion

Rodney Dangerfield

Manager

Marty Allen

Higgie

George Gobel

Drunk

Bobby Troup

Paul Mizener

Michael Pataki

Sgt. Ross

Richard Gautier

Will Dawson

Ted Cassidy

Jake Tuttle

Don Marsh

J.P. Finegan

Male

Rosalind Miles

Alice